You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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