Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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