You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
