it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
it was like eating out sand paper
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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