He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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