when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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