STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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