his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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