no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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