White coat. Heels.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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