Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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