Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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