i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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