Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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