we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
nutella sex= disaster
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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