Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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