Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i out mim tonsoeep
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