you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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