Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize