Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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