He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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