What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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