It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
only if we run a train.
done.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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