i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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