If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Can Purell be used as lube?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
it's great music for shaving your balls
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
