he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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