just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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