we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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