My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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