even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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