oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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