Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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