if i died would you start the facebook group?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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