When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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