So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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