I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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