whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Nicole vs. Life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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