I need help removing her.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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