stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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