Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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