I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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