I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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