mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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