her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You took a bar mat shot.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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