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that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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