It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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