I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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