I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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