lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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