so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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