i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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