i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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