office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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