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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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