He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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