they need to just BURY HIM!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
did i walk over a car last night?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
