Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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