Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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